bookmad:

neitherheavenorhell:

"omg wHAt iS GOIng to hAPPEN on THE hUNGER gaMES 3?!1?!"

*SLAPS YOU WITH MOCKINGJAY HARDCOVER*

read a book

(via snakesonajames)

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

(via travman1313)

dendropsyche:

Oh, wait, you said ”SEND NUDES”? I thought you said “SEND NUKES” hahaha whoops uh i guess you should evacuate your city or something

(via shellbellcakes)

nge:

hey yall! (if youre not southern you probably cant read this)

(via emilymaxine)

always-tuesdays:

itsa-me-amelie:

guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

this must look so confusing to non-germans though but this actually is a german fairytale where like all these animals escape from their evil owners and travel to a city in germany to become musicians but end up beating up bad guys and taking their mansion by standing on top of each other and looking scaryso uhm thats the story behind that one haha

Plot Twist

always-tuesdays:

itsa-me-amelie:

guy:

rare photo of a cock on a pussy on a bitch on an ass

this must look so confusing to non-germans though but this actually is a german fairytale

where like all these animals escape from their evil owners and travel to a city in germany to become musicians but end up beating up bad guys and taking their mansion by standing on top of each other and looking scary

so uhm thats the story behind that one haha

Plot Twist

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justthetwoofusacrosstheuniverse:

this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

(via emilymaxine)

sadqueerpunk:

 

memoryblocks:

waffleguppies:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.

#for god’s sake dr. fisher #get off the poor man’s face #you’re a snail of science #act like it

sadqueerpunk:

 

memoryblocks:

waffleguppies:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.

(via emilymaxine)

l-o-n-g-view:

eatstarsnsparkle:

boazpriestly:

osointricate:

boazpriestly:

demonsanddragons:

darcywho:

harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:

chasexjackson:

THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR

my god, we’re all Ross.

Excuse you.

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So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined. 

Not just the men.

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Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar.  Admit it.

In conclusion, we are the show Friends. 

we all need this on our blogs

It’s ironic because none of us have any friends.

(via fighting4brighterdays)